Monday, October 26, 2009

Things I've Heard Over the Last Few Days

Did you know I'm a vampire?  I've been fighting the urge to drink blood but I think I need to give in (SRO Resident)  My response-Hello 911?
I love stepping on the dried up crunchy leaves, it's like walking on a bag of chips-Alex
Mom, Alex called me a name-Rachel.  What did he call you?  An angry mob-Rachel.
I've been touched by the hand of God and I'm here to judge you (SRO Resident-same one)  My response-Umm hello 911 yeah we just called you can you speed it up.
I don't like the treadmills facing the mirrors (Y member).  Why?  Because everyone is looking at my butt. (I didn't have the heart to tell her that they weren't)

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